23: People who don’t watch the “Blue Mountain State” premiere tonight, January 12, at 10 PM EST on Spike TV

January 12, 2010

God, I fucking hate people who don’t watch the “Blue Mountain State” premiere tonight, January 12, at 10 PM EST on Spike TV.

Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You don’t like to laugh? Who are you, Hitler? Even Hitler would’ve liked this show.

Other people who would’ve liked this show, or will like it once it kicks TV right in the tits:

  • Ghandi
  • Engelbert Humperdinck
  • Nikolas Tesla
  • Katie Couric
  • Jesus
  • Jesus’ apostles
  • Most of Jesus’ disciples (you can’t please everybody)
  • Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown
  • Pope Benedict XVI
  • Lucy Liu
  • David Foster Wallace
  • Larry Flynt
  • President Martin Van Buren
  • Georgia O’Keeffe
  • Harmony Korine
  • Jack Johnson (the boxer and the “rocker”)
  • Catherine the Great
  • Catherine the Pretty Good
  • Andy Rooney
  • Pol Pot (not a ringing endorsement, but still)
  • Boutros Boutros-Ghali
  • David Faustino

So … yeah. Watch this shit. Or you’re worse than Hitler.

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