13: People who hold their toddler’s hand while walking slowly up or down crowded stairs

God, I fucking hate people who hold their toddler’s hand while walking slowly up or down crowded stairs.

I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE.

I have a bad back. It’s not the worst, but it’s not the best. I’ve had it cut open and a thing was removed. So I’ve got a legitimate gripe. But I would have to assume that you fucking people have the wherewithal, intelligence, and strength to carry a 30-lb kid up or down a few flights of fucking stairs.

I CAN HEAR THE SUBWAY COMING AND I AM LATE FOR WORK.

There weren’t any steps at the park, or your fucking apartment, or somewhere people don’t go, like the library? You couldn’t have picked somewhere a little less populated for this special moment? Look, the kid’s not even happy. They’re not smiling. You know what they’re thinking? “God, this shit is hard. Look how steep that is! I can’t count, but if I could, I doubt I’d be good enough at it to count all those fucking steps. Why the fuck won’t this bitch pick me up? Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!”

Some people just shouldn’t procreate. More on that later.

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8 Responses to 13: People who hold their toddler’s hand while walking slowly up or down crowded stairs

  1. The Ball says:

    Dude, don’t be hatin’ on us new parents!!! You’re pretty close to losing the “uncle” moniker that we’ve been teaching Carter – as in “don’t be like your uncle Sluze”… or “at least you aren’t like your uncle Sluze”…

  2. The Ball says:

    Or, “boy Carter, you sure love tits – just like your uncle Sluze”…

  3. Mike says:

    The only thing worse than parents walking with their babies hand in hand like that, is when you’re going down the subway steps and there’s some pregnant skank sitting on the bottom step! What the fuck is up with that?! Are you seriously resting here you fucking ho bag!? Walk 5 more fucking inches and park your fat ass in a bench. GOD!

  4. Rob says:

    Wow …you’re all just a bunch of …assholes.

  5. Adam says:

    what Rob said, and i’m sure you were more than half of these somewhere in your life so don’t be a little bitch of a hypocrite and talk shit as if you’ve got everything 100%. if you aren’t 20 yet which you don’t seem, you’re going to think about this and all the bad things you think are retarded and end up doing all of them, i’m sure. you must have a lot of stress on your mind from how much shit you point out in a day, you won’t be able to think properly and fuck up a lot yourself.

  6. Quita says:

    I wonder if your mother held your hand going up stairs and if when she was 9 months pregnant with you she sat on a bottom step when she got tired. Or maybe she jsut let you fall down flight after flight of stairs and that is why you are such a lovely person. Or maybe she over worked her self and did not take care of herself or the baby in her stomach and you missed out on a lot of nutrients and love that you would have gotten if she had of rested. I wonder….what do you think since you are so brilliant?

  7. just an idiot says:

    i knew a pessimistic dick wad like you once. then he killed himself. shit was nuts, it was almost like he had nothing to bitch about anymore so he offed himself.

    …hint?

  8. M0J4 says:

    Sorry I’m so late to the table, here. I’ve only just begun hating people this year, but I’ve suspected so for a great many years. These replies are just a part of why I hate people. Too many of you take things so seriously and write stupid replies. People like you, who think this blogger is talking about you, so you take offense, are probably the same types who push your grocery cart right down the center of the store isle with a kid holding onto each side; or you and your significant other walk side-by-side (and you happen to both be wide-by-wide) down an isle and nobody can get around you both and your slower-than-slow waddle walk. Take frigging notice of what’s around you and act like there are other people in the area, you fuckwads.

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