In our own special way, of course. Every single day every single person does at least one thing that annoys at least one other person. Sometimes it’s something big, like getting drunk at happy hour on $3 well drinks, climbing into that 2003 Toyota Corolla, and running over a beloved dog. Or grandmother. Other times it’s something small, like getting on a fairly empty subway car and walking right over and crowding someone’s personal space for no apparent reason.
Basically, I don’t do any of these things. I’m perfect. But I’m an asshole for writing about it.
Finally someone admits da truth. When did you came up with the idea, because all da comments a hilarious (because it’s all true, if not – most of it).
Running over my grandmother would not annoy me, in fact if it is my partners grandmother you’d be doing me a favor, and while you are at it could you run over a few other people of my choosing!
You are HILLARIOUS! I totally stumbled on this site by pure accident and am wishing there was more to read! I have spent the last hour trying to contain my laughter (at work) and have now developed a tension head ache as a result! Great site–I will definitley be back
Yet another non-New Yorker whiner.. waahhhh.. I hate it when people called Denver omelets this and that.. oh shut up and grow a pair, or better yet, a brain. Maybe we lump together anything that is landlocked in the continental USA, because quite frankly these places all suck. I know, I have lived in enough of these, like at the moment I live here in Idiotnnapolis, Methdiana. Your rants are just angry observations. At least mix comedy with your rants and then it would be amusing, and most of these assholes acts that you point out, they mostly happens in the Midwest, home of the asshole..
LMFAO… IM USUALLY IN A FUCK YOU MOOD..BUT RIGHT NOW IM ESPECIALLY IN A FUCK PEOPLE MOOD..OH MAN I LUV GOOGLE, IT BROUGHT ME TO UR PAGE…I PRETTY MUCH HATE MOST OF THE THINGS YOU POSTED…I USUALLY SAY “GOD I FUCKIN HATE PEOPLE” GOOD TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HATES PEOPLE…TRUE WERE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT I HATE TRUE ASSHOLES..THERE FORE.. FUCK PEOPLE AND STUCK UP ASS PEOPLE. THEY CAN KINDLY FUCK THEMSELVES.
Thanks so much!
I just wanted to say thank you for the entertainment and the solace I found in knowing I’m not the only intelligent person in this shit hole of a world.
Nice site. I agree with you, and I’d throw in a post or two on bad spelling and all caps if it were up to me. Other things I hate? John from May 9. What a microdick.